Costco

My dear love…

You have no idea, none at all, how very badly I want to go to Costco with you.

How much I dream of plumbing its vast depths, leaving no corner unexplored. How I spend all of my time thinking about how much — or how little — we can fit into that particular cart…

Oh, I know it takes a little longer, I know there's a bit more driving to get there. But, love. I'm in no hurry. And with you… the journey is always the reward.

But don't get me wrong. I'll make sure you get to your destination. Every. Single. Time.

And, hey. I don't even know whether you like Costco or not… It's true, not everyone does. But you know what, if you don't? Don't sweat it. There are so many other trips we can take together. Oh, my sweet lady, there is so much for us to explore, and one way or the other you'll be keeping me fully occupied until we're both too old for it to matter much any more anyways.

…but if you are…

Well. I suppose I'll just have to wait to find out, won't I?

Hungrily yours.

Always.